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Words and expressions for menstruation around the world

Send contributions from any culture and language! Write as much as you know about the words, including who uses it (women and/or men), where used, origin, etc. But send it even if you don't know more about it.

* means the word or expression has not been used in real life, supposedly.

America (United States of)

(a=from The Curse, by Karen Houppert; book information is at the bottom of this page.)
SEE ALSO at the end of the America section a letter with too many entries to put on at once; I tried (July 2005).

AF "As I pointed someone to your site to read about all different names for menstruation because she asked what AF stands for, I guess it belongs in your list of words for menstruation. It is the abbreviation for Aunt Flo that some women use on Internet," writes a Dutch frequent contributor to this site. "Flo" of course is short for [menstrual] Flow. (March 2004)
A friend comes to visit read about a film with this title
Are you in need? "When I was in college in Berea, Ohio, if my female friends or I discreetly asked for a tampon or a pad, we would get the equally discreet response, 'Are you in need?'" writes the 26-year-old contributor from Parma, Ohio. (April 2001)
A little ketchup with my steak "I had a boyfriend who lustily referred to it as 'a little ketchup with my steak.' Those Arizona boys do like a little ketchup and a lot of steak. Thought you might like a little extra positive terminology for your wonderful site. Thanks, ******* (now a New Yorker)," writes the contributor. She entitles her e-mail containing this information "That thing, that thing." (February 2002)
A snatch box decorated with red roses (a) "snatch" and "box" both are vulgar terms meaning "vagina" in American slang
Ammunition "Hi! First off, great site! I don't know if you're still collecting data, but I figured I'd email you in case you were. When I was a pre-teen and teen, my dad referred to tampons as 'photons,' which led to us calling pads and tampons in general 'ammunition.' So if we were packing for a trip, he'd always ask 'Do you need to pack any ammunition?' (I'm 23 and from Oregon.) Have a great week!" (October 2006)
Are you seeing red? (a)
At high tide "Performance artist Laurie Anderson has a song 'Red Dress' in which she says 'at high tide,' her euphemism for menstruation," writes the male contributor. (July 2001)
At war "I'm a college student and my roommate always uses the term 'at war' when she's on her period. All of the girls on my hall now use the term," writes the contributor. (February 2002). In September 2004, a male wrote the following: "For the entry "at war," I'd like to add that it may locally have been derived from an Ani DiFranco song / monologue:

I woke up one morning
covered in blood like a war
like a warning
that I live in a breakable takeable body ...

I don't recall the title and am not near my CD collection at the moment, but if you'd like the reference, just e-mail me back here and I'll look it up."
Attracting the lesbian vampires see Moon's blood
Aunt Aggie used by a writer to the Would you stop menstruating if you could? page on this site (December 2002)
Aunt Flo[w] [is visiting, etc.] (a) Flo is a short version of the name Florence. A contributor e-mailed MUM (March 2002), "I traveled to London on business. Of course, Aunt Flow had to come along." See also Gramps. "I am sure that you have heard this one before, but when I was about 16 or so, if someone had their period and didn't want to join in an activity or whatever with us, we would say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I have a visitor this week, my Aunt FLOW is here!" and the rest of us would know right away why. It was a nicer way of saying it. Instead of "I got pms," plus the boys didn't know what the heck we were talkin about! Love your site, D in Germany." (February 2007)
Aunt Flo sent someone else in her place "My friend and I use the term 'Aunt Flo' (which I saw on your site) for menstruation but have several related words/phrases which I didn't see which we use for other aspects. We call pads or tampons 'welcome mats.' We call cramps 'muscular turbulance.' When I got pregnant, I told her 'Aunt Flo sent someone else in her place.' We use the term 'reservations' to refer to the time we expect menstruation to start. Oh, I'm from the U.S." (January 2004)
Aunt from Reading was in town "I'm from Pennsylvania and a friend of mine used to say that her 'Aunt from Reading [a town in Pennsylvania, I believe pronounced Redding] was in town'! I loved that and use it all the time!" (March 2005)
Aunt Martha from the title of a painting by Judy Jones in the Art of Menstruation series on this Web site; she said that was the term "we" used for menstruation (August 2002)
Aunt Ruby The woman contributor, from King of Prussia, Pennsylvania (U.S.A.), wrote, "We call it Aunt Ruby; lots of people say their aunt is visiting, and we added Ruby after a character on General Hospital [an American television program] back in the 1980s. We always used to laugh at her name and say it sounded like a period. Now it's my family's favorite way to refer to it." (2000)
Aunt Sally "Aunt Sally is one that my friends and I often use. I have a great aunt named Sally, who always meant well, but was constantly messing things up. and overstaying her welcome. I think that it's a very appropriate name for such a time. By the way, I'm 13 years old," reads the e-mail. (November 2001)
Aunt Tilly is here (a)
[The] Axe wound "This one is my favorite. My brother came up with it. He calls it ...The Axe Wound." (July 2008)
Bad week. "My delicate husband and I refer to it as 'bad week' and I always warn him that I need to get some 'woman things' from the store. I am in my early 30's and as a teen we called it raggin'." (August 2006)
Back in the saddle again "When I was a teen and the common protection consisted of the elastic sanitary belt and pad, we referred to being 'Back in the saddle again.' That was in Texas and Oklahoma," commented the contributor. (April 2001) See also a comment under Period. Contributed again in March 2005: "My mom always likes to sing the phrase from the old song 'back in the saddle again.' - ha."
Band-Aids "'Your friend': this term is used by my mother, aunts, and their cousins. And we need 'Band-Aids' when it gets here." (November 2002)
The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red from "I'm having my euphemism" by Donna Lypchuk in the Eye Weekly (4/20/00) at http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_04.20.00/columns/necro.html (April 2004)
The beast the contributor writes, "I call it 'the beast.' *giggle* I just thought it was appropriate and have been saying it for years. My girlfriend calls it her 'visitor' or 'being visited,' but you already have that one." (July 2001)
Been there, doing that the contributor, "some 14 2/3-year-old girl from Texas," e-mails, "What my friends and I say when we are on our periods is 'Been there, doing that.' The 'been there' part offers consolation to those who recently were on it or had cramps previously, while the 'doing that' part refers to the fact that you are on your period currently. None of the guys have been able to identify what we are talking about, so I guess it is a pretty good nickname for our monthly 'friend.' We use the expression at school, normally to give an explanation for doubling over in class, or as a sign, 'Hey, do you have a tampon/pad I could use?' Us girlees use it, and I think the origin came from just joking around and saying, 'Well, I'm "doing that,"' and it eventually metamorphazised into 'Been there, doing that.' Been there, doing that . . . ." She added, "Just a note for all you gals out there: I only started a year ago, so don't worry when you are 12 and you haven't started! So what if all your friends started. You can go swimming without fretting! It's not that big a deal. Sometimes it's only a big PAIN, (J/K) but not in the butt." (June 2001)

Being a girl see I hate that blue car (September 2001)
Being a lady the contributor writes, "I didn't see this one listed on your site; I saw it some years ago in a young adult novel that involves time travel. I don't remember when exactly it was set, but the terms 'lady days' and 'being a lady' were used, and now I use those terms for my own (unpublished) writing which takes place mid-century." (May 2002)
Being a woman "My partner and I refer to our periods as 'being a woman,' as in 'Are you being a woman yet?' and 'I'm being a woman.' I can't even remember the origin - sort of an ironic outgrowth of all of that 'Girl, you'll be a woman soon' kind of goosh that becoming informed about menstruation in the 70s included," wrote the contributor. (March 2001)
Being drafted see I'm gifted
Being female see Drainage
Being girly see Driving in a red car
Being touched by the Goddess see Moon's blood
Being unwell the contributor e-mailed (September 2000), "When I was a teenager in Queens, New York, in the 1960s, we sometimes referred to having a period (menstruating) as "being unwell." "We" were mostly white, working-class girls going to a public school. [Germans also say that, "unwohl sein."]
Being womanly see Drainage
Big Red "My friends and I call it 'Big Red,'" writes the contributor. (December 2001)
[The] big red monster is in town "I'm a 19-year-old female from northeast Ohio and I'm writing to tell you what some of the terms I use are. Whenever I'm on my period, my fiance always says "The big red monster is in town" and whenever he tries to initiate sex during that time I tell him 'I'm closed for the holidays '(referring to a time when he tried to initiate on a holiday). Other fond terms of it are the 'bitch-maker,' 'Midol season,' and the 'no-go zone.'" [March 2005]
Bitchy witchy week "In 2001, a former roommate and I coined the term 'Bitchy Witchy Week' for any menstruation-related snappiness and mess. 'What's the matter with you?' 'It's Bitchy Witchy Week.' 'Let me just avoid you, then ....' We're both pagan, but aren't entirely eager to embrace the hormonal wackiness/mess/pain as a gift rather than a right bloody inconvenience. We were living in Phoenix, Arizona, at the time; I've since seen a few people pick it up via Internet." (August 2007)
Black towel time "My Latina girlfriends (from Uruguay, Mexico and Colombia) and I (U.S.A. with a Mexican soul) all call it Andrés (from 'él que viene cada mes' - he who comes every month). My husband, born in Mexico, refers to tampons as 'vampiritos' (literally, little vampires, because they suck blood). We both also refer to 'black towel time' because we toss one on the bed to protect the sheets if we want to play. Great site," writes the contributor. (August 2002)
B.L.A.S.P. "Sometimes my sister and I refer to our periods or the heaviest day as 'bleeding like a stuck pig' or B.L.A.S.P. for short; I'll mark my heavy flow day on my personal menses-tracking calendar as 'BLASP.' Been using it for many years, don't know if we made it up or picked it up elsewhere. I'm 39, white and in Doylestown, Pennsylvania." (May 2003)
Bleed, bleed, bleed see The joy of womanhood
Bleedies "My 4-year-old and I call it 'bleedies.' There are 'nose bleedies' (she gets those) and 'peepee bleedies' that only mommies have." (March 2002)
Bleeding freely from the crotch "My friends and I lovingly refer to our periods as 'bleeding freely from the crotch,'" writes the contributor. (December 2001)
Bleeding like a stuck pig see B.L.A.S.P.
Bleeding the lining of my uterus through my sexual organs."I have no idea if you're still updating your collections of euphemisms [of course]--and frankly, this is the opposite of a euphemism anyway--but I always tell my female friends that I'm 'bleeding the lining of my uterus through my sexual organs.' It's a delightfully graphic description of how I feel at the moment. I'm a 17-year-old San Diegan (very Southern California)" She later elaborated: "It definitely captures all the discomforts of menstruation -- cramping, irritability, the general feel that your body is 'out to get you' -- and the complete lack of interest in anything involving sex, or pleasing men. Plus, it sounds like a great justification for copious consumption of chocolate and general grumpiness; after all, it's graphic enough to sound like an injury. 'Bleeding the lining of your uterus through your sexual organs' sounds a lot more serious than being 'on your period'; it just /sounds/ more painful." (November 2007)
Bleeding out my vagina "To MUM. A term for WOMENstruation: 'Bleeding out my vagina.' Let's get real, folks. I use this expression in the Pacific Northwest of the U.S.A. with my friends, housemates, family, whomever. For cramps, I say 'My uterus hurts.'" See also Blood is fighting its way out of my vagina, which sounds as if it's from the same person. (March 2005)
Bleeding out the hoo-ha see Reasserting my femininity
Bleeding Uterus Syndrome (B.U.S.) see I'm on the bus
Blessings of Lady see Moon's blood
Blood demon from an e-mail discussing why the writer wants to stop menstruating (June 2002)
Blood is fighting its way out of my vagina "I know several women in the Pacific Northwest who use this phrase. It is particularily effective in clearing a room of men if announced loudly upon entering. For those less-euphemistic among us." See also Bleeding out my vagina, which sounds as if it's from the same person. (July 2005)
Bloody beast used by an e-mailer to this site's Would you stop menstruating if you could? page (July 2004)
[The] bloody mess "I am 39 years old and have always hated 'the period,' or as I really like to call it, 'THE BLOODY MESS!' I don't refer to it as 'my period' because frankly, I have nothing to do with it - it just happens." From an e-mail to Would you stop menstruating if you could? on this site. (August 2003)
Bloody Mary
Bloody snot
"When I have my period I call it 'Bloody Snot' because that's what it looks like to me. I also call it 'Is There Anything On My Butt?' because it's always very late, I never know when its coming and I'm worried that it will come at the most embarassing times." (December 2003)
Blowing a fuse "Blowing a fuse: a term I made up, meaning leaking from a tampon. The string on the tampon reminds me of a fuse, and blowing reminds me of a blow-out on a car with all the air leaked out." (May 2004)
Blow job season "Another name a girl friend of mine and her hubby made up was that it's Blow Job Season. ****" (April 2008)
Bringing forth life to pass see Moon's blood
Broken
the contributor writes, "My husband says I'm 'broken' when I try to pursuade him to have sex during my period." [I guess the blood is coming from the damage to the uterus.] (January 2001)
Brown towel night "A friend of mine calls it 'brown towel night,' which refers to the clean-up after she and her boyfriend have sex while she's menstruating. We use that term now to refer to the entire period, even if there's no sex involved!" writes a woman from Michigan (U.S.A.). (July 2001)
Bullets "I used to call tampons 'bullets' because that's what the non-applicator ones look likewhen they are still wrapped up. So this evolved to saying "I've been shot" when I had my period. I've since stopped using disposable products and using euphemisms in favor of just stating it plainly. I also view menstruation as a positive thing now. By the way, your Web site is wonderful. Thanks for having it." (October 2001)
BUD "Thanks for doing such a wonderful site - the Museum. I loved the list of words and expressions for menstruation - 'BUS' is my favourite and I have decided to appropriate it for myself with a variation: 'BUD' - Bleeding Uterus Day(s)! As a youngster I used to say, 'I am on,' now I say period or bleeding. Boring eh? I have BUD from now on. I have often wondered how to describe tampons and pads - I strongly dislike that they are called 'sanitary protection' - like we all need protection from the unsanitary (i.e. dirty/ germ-ridden) menstrual blood. One of the things that really amuses me and my partner is 'panty liners' - we thought that they should be called something like 'blood-catching knicker liners' but that's a bit long. I don't much like 'the rag' - I prefer something that says it exactly how it is. Could you put together a list of words/expressions for pads/tampons?" Unfortunately those terms are mixed among the others. (August 2005)
B.U.S. see I'm on the bus
BV "I've been calling it 'BV' for years now - stands for 'Bloody Vagina.' I know it's really gross, but if you say 'I've got BV' most people don't really catch on, and when they force the actual definition out of you, they're grossed out and intrigued (usually) at the same time. As far as I know it originated from my dirty pervert of a friend who inquired about a girl who took her purse to the bathroom with her. He asked, 'Why do you need your purse? Do you have BV or something?' We were all confused and he said, 'You know, bloody vagina.' I don't remember what happened after that, but I'm pretty sure we all stopped being friends for like 5 minutes while we got over the fact that our guy friend comfortably used the words 'bloody' and 'vagina' in a sentence." (August 2005)
[The] bus has left see I'm on the bus
Calendar days
(a)
Calling vision for my people "Several Native American cultures consider women in menses to be at the HEIGHT of her powers. For instance, the Lakota tribe would not permit a menstrual woman anywhere near warriors or healers. They believed that menstrual blood was so powerful that just the presence of such power would weaken the strength of warriors and interfere with a healer's ability to heal. The menstrual blood serves to purify, to cleanse, renew, and it prepares the woman for higher spiritual accomplishments. The Yurok, and Lakota tribes practiced monthly rituals by retreating into MOON lodges with other menstrual women. There they celebrated the power of their menstrual blood. SO, at the height of my power, through the ebb and flow of life, giving and life-sustaining blood that flows through me, I isolate myself from the mundane petty distractions and instead focus inward. Thus CALLING VISION for MY PEOPLE. Simple. Get it? Indeed I do feel more creative, more artistic, more insightful, and with each monthly cycle I become more in tune with my connection to nature, thus accumulating a greater store of spiritual energy. ERGO, when I menstruate, I don't see it as negative darkness or as a curse. Instead I prefer to view the process in a more positive, healthy attitude: it is a natural, sacred connection to the cycles and rhythms of the earth. Menstrual blood is LIFE GIVING and LIFE SUSTAINING. There are also native tribes that would return the sacred life-giving blood back to the earth. They would sit over seeds and let the sacred blood flow directly on the seeds or on newly planted seedlings, which INDEED DOES give the seeds growing power. I add here to any who are asking, What? That is sick! NO, NOT sick at all. For an experiment I suggest using INSTEAD menstrual cups to collect the powerful blood into a jar. Fill the remainder of the jar with water then use the solution to water your plants. Be sure to use plain water on other plants for comparing the difference. IT IS AMAZING how powerful menstrual blood is. Of course it is NOT a good idea to disclose this to most people because our current culture has deemed MENSTRUAL BLOOD as disgusting and gross. BELIEVE ME, MY PLANTS are so healthy it is amazing. Whenever asked how I keep my plants so strong and healthy, even in the dead of winter when the house is so dry, I just say,"It's a secret." Oh, one more thing: there is NO ODOR whatsoever. I tease around friends that really know me - whenever I am calling vision - I act as if my plants are grabbing at me to get just a few drops of that SACRED LIFE-GIVING BLOOD. Hope I haven't grossed you out. If I have, It IS YOUR conditioned cultural acceptance of how women in menses are viewed. Look to the past, into Native American Cultures and you will find reference to the SACRED POWER of menstrual blood! Does that answer the query for you? YEP - "CALLING VISION FOR MY PEOPLE" - or just "CALLING VISION." Glad you were interested in the phrase. Need to re-educate, re-evaluate what so many have come to see as a negative, gross, dirty monthly process for women. YET it is a VERY VERY NATURAL PROCESS. Think about it: without it, there would be no life! Have a great day!" (March 2003)
Came into womanhood probably means the first menstruation, menarche. From the Pinkham booklet Come into the Kitchen (1930).
Can't go swimming (a)
Carrie "Refers to a late bloomer. (After Steven King's novel)," writes the contributor. She also sent End of sentence, Hoover dam, It, My body hates me, Question mark or Exclamation point, and added, "I think that's all. I thought you might be interested in what my friends and I call our 'times of the month.' Just in case you wanted to know, my friends and I are all about 15 years old and from the northeast of the U.S. of A." (October 2001)
Catamenia a medical term; I named the museum newsletter - no longer published - this so no one would know what it was when it went through the mail, otherwise embarrassing the recipient.
Certain days used in at least one puberty booklet ("Sally and Mary and Kate wondered . . ." from Modess, 1956) (July 2007)
Charlie "Hi. My friend and I used to call or periods 'Charlie.' We where both 13 at the time. now we are 23." (February 2003)
Chasing waterfalls see Waterfalls
Cheese sticks "When my youngest son was about1 1/2 and getting into cabinets, my older son, who was four, came running up to me and said, 'Hurry Mom, Phillip's getting into your cheese sticks!' I didn't have a clue what he meant until I saw my tampons strewn all over. Now if I send my husband to the store for cheese sticks, he knows what I mean," writes the contributor. (September 2002)
Cherry drink see Moon's blood
Cherry topping see Cotton candy
Chocolate time "That's what my friend said her grandmother [probably in her seventies or eighties now] always calls it. :-)," writes the contributor (January 2001)
Cigar "From the age of 13 on, my father was my sole parent. Needless to say, periods or their accompanying issues and accoutrement were not comfortable topics of discussion. Despite starting my period at age 11, I didn't understand what it meant or really even what it was. I was incredibly embarassed about having my period at all and would ask him to buy my 'supplies.' I'm sure he wasn't thrilled with the task, but he was a good father and would do it for me without question. Not long after I moved in with him, we were at some fancy function, probably a bar mitzvah, and I was wearing some kind of clothing that didn't have pockets deep enough to hide a tampon (I still refuse to use a purse, so that option was out of the question). My father kept them for me, and when I needed one, he came up with the phrase, 'Do you need a cigar?' From then on, this became our word for tampons, morphing into code for my period. 'Dad, could you get me some cigars?' 'I gotta go buy some cigars,' 'I'm smoking cigars this week.' Now I know that in the post-Monica Lewinsky world, this may have a very different connotation, but this is what we called it/them. Thank you for this site, ****." Connecticut. (July 2004)
[The] circus is closed, the monkey has a nosebleed see The monkey has a nosebleed
Closed for business the contributor writes, "When I was in high school I used to say that the 'Red Moon is rising.' Now that I am married, I tell my husband that I am "Closed for business," even though that is not always the case! ;) I am 29 years old, white, and I live in the Midwest. (May 2002)
Closed for maintenance "I have often over the years used the term 'closed for maintenance,' which I don't think I saw; I can't believe that I am the only one in the world to have used it, even though I came up with it on my own," says the contributor (November 2000). [Sounds like a sexual meaning: she is not "open" for intercourse.]
Clyde the contributor writes, "When I was a teenager my friends and I referred to our periods as 'Clyde,' as in 'Clyde's here,' or just the word, accompanied by that curled-lip, somewhat sick-to-the-stomach expression so highly developed in the newly menstrual. My husband and I call my period 'sluicing.'" (April 2001)
Code red "In case of an emergency, my friends and I call 'CODE RED!' for those moments when you don't want to let the world know there's a civil war going on between the North and the South. North: brain; South: body" (August 2002)
Come sick "Hello, my name is *******. I'm 47 years into this world and I think your site is a real hoot and informative too. I found it on a link at 'Free will astrology.' My contribution is 'come sick.' When I was about 12 years old my fraternal grandmother, who was an honest-to-goodness card-carrying gypsy, and was bought from her family by my grandfather (her folks thought it would be the best thing they could do for her) and shipped over here on a cattle boat (I'm told Granddad was cheap as well as cruel) at the tender age of 14 to be his wife and bear his 12 children, asked me if I'd 'come sick' yet. I couldn't imagine what she was talking about but after a little hushed banter back and forth between us I figured it out. I told her yes and she promptly made it clear in no uncertain terms that I was to 'watch out for the boys' from now on [good advice!]. All this as she cut and hung the best homemade noodles I'm sure I will ever eat on my mother's kitchen table, in San Diego, California. I hope you can use it [it's great!!]. Thanks for the great site. Best Blessings to all." (September 2001)
Comma the 22-year-old Midwestern college student who sent this writes, "I used to have a moody male friend who we used to say was on his 'comma' when he was being moody. That was because men just had a 'pause' (, - comma) not a complete stop (. - period) like women." (May 2001) See also Placebo effect, Plug and Red Week.
[The] Commies are coming see Happy escapade
Communists have invaded the summer house "Really, does that need any more explanation? Can't remember who started it, but I'm pretty sure it was a female, and as soon as they hear it, folks of both genders love it and use it with abandon." ****, 23, Durham N.C. (September 2004) Actually, it's almost identical to the Norwegian Kommunister i lysthuset - see the entry under Norway, below - and I wonder if someone did not get it from this site, especially since I believe this is the only American entry containing "communist." So I e-mailed the contributor and she responded: "Missed the Norwegian section -- I just checked for it in the English part. I'm definitely sure of it -- but I've only 'heard' it online, mostly from blogging friends. One who currently lives in California, but has also lived in D.C. and Australia recently, is the one who comes to mind as being the one I heard it from originally."
Congratulations! It's an egg! "My husband (of seven months) and I aren't especially eager to become pregnant yet, so whenever I start my period, I'll email him or tell him, 'Congratulations! It's an egg!' as opposed to 'Congratulations! It's a baby!" The first time I heard that phrase was from a comedian a few years ago, and it tickled me so much, I never forgot it. We also use the phrase "crimson tide," but you have that one already. I'm 25, and in Atlanta, Georgia. Regards, **** (November 2003)
Cooter pad see Dead rat
Cooter plug see Dead rat
Cork see I'm gifted and Reasserting my femininity
Cotton candy "My friends and I used to call our periods as having 'cotton candy' with 'cherry topping,' referring to our cotton-woven pads and our red cherry-colored periods that topped them." (May 2004)
Cotton ponies see The eagle has landed
Cotton tail The contributor, a 45-year-old American woman, writes, "My friend's husband always used to say 'Have you got the cotton-tail on?' It comes from how a Kotex looks on a belt from the back (look at your mannequin [here it is from the front]). I always thought that it sounded kind of sweet." (April 2001)
Courses (or monthy courses) the contributor writes, "I don't see [in this list] the term my grandmother used. She insisted that 'courses,' or occasionally 'monthly courses,' was the only polite way to refer to it, if you had to refer to it at all. Needless to say, polite people didn't. That whole side of the family is English or Scots, so I'm assuming it's a regional thing." (December 2000) [My dictionary writes that it comes from Latin via Old French and Middle English from a word meaning "to run." The current French verb "courir" means "to run."]
Cousin Cramps "I noticed you have a few different versions of 'Aunt Flo' but when we have family visit they come with the whole family so for me it is not just 'Aunt Flo' but also 'Uncle Red' and 'Cousin Cramps.'" (July 2006)
Cousin Tom the contributor writes,"My friends and I frequently refer to our periods as 'Cousin Tom.' Tom stands for 'Time Of the Month.' One time I actually got a girl outside the conversation to believe I had a cousin named Tom. If our period is late we say that his plane was delayed." (November 2000)
Cramps
Crimson curse
"After dealing with periods for over a quarter of a century, my favorite euphemism for menstruation is 'the crimson curse.' That term, as far as I know, is original," writes the contributor. (May 2002)
Crimson tide
see also "Surfing the crimson tide" and "Surfing the crimson wave," below. Many folks have submitted one of these three variations. (January 2001)
Cup week Writes the e-mailer, "When I was a kid, my best friend always called it her 'unable to swim' because she refused (and still does) to use tampons. Also, among many of my friends and myself who all use The Keeper menstural cup, it became 'cup week.' I also often use 'moon flux,' which I think came from either the Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley, or the Earth's Children series by Jean M. Auel. I've also heard 'it's time to empty out' and 'it's time to get a refill' (referring, I assume, to refilling a birth control prescription). By the way, I live in the Philadelphia [Pennsylvania] area." (May 2002)
[I could] Cure the plague
The contributor writes, "This comes from the 1300s when people would drink menstrual blood to try to cure themselves of bubonic plague. " (November 2000)
Curse, the
a woman e-mailed in November, 2000: "Where's 'the curse,' one of the most common of all?" But read this from a student of the Irish language (in Los Angeles): "I am fairly certain the term curse may come from the Irish 'curse' - pronounced cursa, actually - meaning 'course' [see Courses, above] - it is a perfectly good word for menstruation and has no relation to being 'cursed.' Yes, it's true - it's in my Irish-English Dictionary. And many Irish-American women grew up with the term 'the curse' - I think it probably adds to the concept of the burden of womanhood - possbily dating back to Eve - but curse in Irish really means courses and applies to rivers, seasons, and other cyclical events as well." (August 2005)
Curse of TOM "I am a female and amongst my female friends we always say we have 'the curse of TOM.' TOM is short for time of month. I am Caucasian, 19, Nevada" (February 2007)
Cut your finger "I have several American terms used in the South I haven't seen here. 'Cut your finger.' I had a friend with several sisters and when her mother would see tampon wrappers in the bathroom wastebasket, she'd say, 'Who cut their finger?' I suppose she wanted to know whose bad temper to overlook that week. Also from the same family, "mouse mummies.' Those were used tampons wrapped up in toilet paper (like an Egyptian mummy) and put in the garbage. So sightings of 'mouse mummies' also alerted her. A personal story that I'll never forget happened when I was 13, in the early 1960s. Grades six through nine were in seperate schools called junior high schools. Most of the girls were just starting to menstruate and were embarrassed. Our gym teacher (physical education) was a nice lady named Miss Fisher. She made sure there were Kotex machines in all the girls' restrooms. Knowing we were all mortally embarrassed about our new status, she arranged a code with all the teachers. At that time, you didn't just get up and leave class to go to the restroom. The idea was that classes were only 45 minutes long and breaks between them were 10 minutes, so just 'hold it.'(I can't believe we tolerated it but that was before we began to question authority!) If you just HAD to leave class (to visit the Kotex machine) we were assured that if we told the teacher 'I have to go see Miss Fisher' that we'd be excused with no questions asked and not refused permission to leave. Naturally, this statement was made by meekly tiptoeing up to the desk and whispering in the teacher's ear. At mid-year, a teacher resigned and was replaced by a young, good-looking male teacher in his early 20s. Yes, you guessed it. Nobody told him about the code. When one of the girls (thank goodness it wasn't me !) made this whispered, urgent request, the teacher blurted out loud, 'Why do you have to go see Miss Fisher right in the middle of math class??!!' Several of the boys snickered (they certainly knew), the poor girl blushed beet red and the rest of the girls nearly fainted. 'Oh, Sir, you had better let her go !!!!' we chorused. He let her go, but begrudgingly! Also, referring to another page in the site, here's an explanation of the word 'Hoosier' that appeared on the sanitary belt box. The state of Indiana IS known as 'The Hoosier State' and those who live there are nicknamed "Hoosiers." The common explanation is that they were very proud of their state and if they met a stranger, they always were curious which state the other person was from. They would say, 'Who's your state?' (This was back in the early 1800s; now we say, 'What state are you from?') 'Who's your' was corrupted into 'Hoosier' since speakers ran the words together. Love your site! ~anonymous" (August 2005)
Cycle, having my the 29-year-old Causasian woman from the Midwest (U.S.A.) writes, "I've heard that term from so many women all of my life." (April 2001)
Dam see Due for the sweatlodge
[The] dam has burst see I'm not pregnant (February 2002)
Dead rat "I was rushing one day when changing a tampon and forgot to flush the toilet. When I left the bathroom my husband went in to urinate and started yelling 'Dead rat, dead rat.' He also came up with the name 'cooter' as a term for vagina so he'll sometimes ask if I have a 'cooter pad' or 'cooter plug' on/in." (April 2004)
Decorated with red roses
(a) from World War II
Devil days sent by a male, who didn't say if these were actually used, with High tide, The tide has rolled in, The Girly Girl thing, The devil's work, The week of the devil, Muddy waters. (March 2007)
The devil's work see Devil days
Diaper up, Diapering up "My daughter and I use the phrase 'Diaper up' or 'Diapering up' for when we have to use two pads because the flow is so heavy." (April 2005)
Dot, the the contributor writes (2000), "In late 1970s, some enterprising teens called it 'the dot' to keep others from knowing what they were talking about when sharing secrets."
Dotty Spotty "What a great site! :-D My husband and I refer to my period as 'Dotty Spotty.' He will ask me, 'Is Dotty here?' As far as I know, we're the only ones who use this name. I'm a student midwife, and I think I'll share a link to your site with my preceptors and fellow students. **** Texas" (June 2006)
Double barrel technique, [Employing the] "How about '(Employing the) Double Barrel Technique!' That's what I call it when a monthly visitor is so heavy one has to cram in TWO tampons!!!!" (January 2005)
Dracula's tea bag the contributor writes, "As a man in his mid-twenties, I enjoy using the term 'Dracula's tea bag' for tampons. I'm not sure it fits in your list of names for menstruation, but I figure it's close enough." (May 2002)
Dragontime "Dragontime: This comes from Dragontime: Magic and Mystery of Menstruation, a book by Luisa Francia. Witching Time: Many witches believe very strongly in the power of menstrual blood and use it for their magical workings. Moon cycle: This term gives acknowledgement to the similarity of the lunar cycle to a woman's menstrual cycle." (July 2004)
Drainage "When I am bleeding, I say I am menstruating, 'periodic,' 'being womanly' or 'female,' 'leaking,' 'emptying,' 'draining' or 'drainage' or 'preparing for unborn children.' It is also called 'painful femininity' when I have intense cramps or heavy clotting. I am 18 from Seattle and proud of bleeding although I hate the accompanying pain or emotional discomfort. Thank you for this informative site! I learned more about myself and gathered more information and appreciation for other women." (October 2005)
Draining see Drainage
Drip drop "I've used this for years for this body function," writes the contributor. (June 2001)
Drippy faucet see Waterfalls
Driving in a red car "Me and my friend started a saying that, although may not be popular, is at least used by us. It's 'Driving in a red car.' The circumstances surronding the making of this phrase elude me but we use it a lot. 'Driving' is the period itself. 'Seatbelts' are pads, 'keys' are tampons, 'driving through bushes' is mild cramps, 'driving through a forest' is bad cramps and 'driving through a red wood forest' is REALLY bad cramps. Also, me and my dad and step-mom refer to pads as French bread. We say this because I needed pads and while we were at the store my step-mom bought some French bread too. We had an amusing conversation about not mixing the two up (such puns as 'getting a yeast infection' arose). I'm 15 and I live in Texas (America) and I'm currently driving although I haven't hit the forest yet. Thanks, **** PS) I refer to it as 'being girly' or needing 'girly products' when I'm at my mom's house." (March 2004)
Driving through a forest see Driving in a red car
Driving through a redwood forest see Driving in a red car
Driving through bushes see Driving in a red car
Due for the sweatlodge the contributor writes, "We always jokingly refer to it as 'flooding' and our pads or tampons as 'sandbags.' The first day, our 'floodgates open up.' And, my friends and I are all converts to the Keeper menstrual cup, so it's our 'dam.' We also refer to it as 'the time that men suck' (reference to the lack of male menstruation) or when we're 'howlin' at the moon,' since we all menstruate on a lunar cycle, or even are 'due for the sweatlodge,' since that too happens on a lunar basis." (May 2001)
Dynamite "When my husband was a young boy, he and his brothers one day had discovered their mother's tampons. After inspecting theses newly discovered devices, they promptly decided to play 'WAR!' with them. My husband says they commando-crawled around on their bellies, ripped the paper from the tubes, 'lit' the fuses and lobbed them at each other like sticks of dymanite! When his mom arrived home to find her sons rolling around their front yard littered with tampons, the crap really hit the fan. Because of this wonderful story, I call tampons 'dynamite,' and the code for my period around here is, 'I'm packin' dynamite!'" (July 2002)
[The] eagle has landed "Hi. I always tell my husband that 'the Eagle has landed' when I get my period [that's what the first person on the moon radioed back upon landing there]. And I used to use either 'mouse mattresses' or 'cotton ponies' - (pads). But now I use the Keeper menstrual cup which is *so* much better and easier. *** from Lakeland, Florida. (January 2003)
Earning your red wings "I have three. One my friends uses 'The red sled slide' aptly for the her use of pads. I have very heavy cycles and so I tell my husband to 'get out the crime scene tape.' Also, a rather gross term I have heard military men use for oral sex during menstruation is 'earning your red wings.' I really liked your site." She later wrote: "'Red wings,' as in 'earned her red wings' when a woman goes down on another woman when she has her period. I don't know if this term was ever used for a man going down on a woman, or if it was strictly a term used for queer women? I learned this from a lesbian in her mid-forties, and I believe she got it from some older queer friends. It was apparently a common phrase about 30 years ago? I know she grew up in central Saskatchewan, Canada, and then lived in Toronto, Ontario, during the times of police raides on dyke bars (about 20 years ago?), but this may or may not be a regional term. Queer culture tends to come first from larger cities, where there are larger numbers of queer people, so she may have picked it up in Toronto. Also, an Australian friend was telling me recently that when she first heard the term 'fanny pack,' she thought it meant tampon. Here, in North America, it means a rather ugly little bag worn on a strap around your waist, mostly by tourists and my grandmother's friends!, but apparently in Britain and Australia, the term fanny is equivilent to pussy or twat here, so it made sense to her that a fanny pack would be a tampon that you would shove into your fanny! I don't know if anyone has ever actually used the term, but I thought it was interesting. And, my very very strict Catholic flemish grandmother, who feels very strongly about showing skin and talking about bodies, would say 'it's time to flush' or 'she needs to flush.' This actually has nothing to do with the idea of the period flushing anything out, that phrase comes from living on a farm, with a septic tank, where the sign 'If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down' was common in bathrooms! Basically, if all you were doing was urinating, you would throw your toilet paper into the garbage can, and not flush, to conserve water. My grandfather was a huge stickler for this, and if you were too quick in the bathroom, but still flushed, he would demand to know why you had flushed. My grandmother would see my embarassed face and insist that 'She needs to flush just this time, it's okay.' I was too embarassed to have bloody toilet paper in the garbage, so I always flushed. Anyway, hope you like the stories! **** (Oh, and I didn't tell you my age in the last e-mail. I'm in my mid-twenties)" (August 2004)
Easter Eggs see Easter Time
Easter Time "My family has always called it Easter Time, both to disguise it from strangers and from the family's children. I don't know why, if it's some sort of sarcasm. But calling it Easter naturally leads on to sanitary pads being called Easter Eggs, which is a convenient thing to write on your shopping list." (November 2007)
Em (M) see Emily
Emily "My girlfriends and I used the term Emily or Em (M), such as 'Emily is visiting this week' back in the early 70s. Love your website. Thanks!" (July 2007)
Emptying see Drainage
End of sentence "Such as, 'I have my end-of-sentence' (because the punctuation used most often at the end of a sentnce is called a period)." See Carrie. (October 2001)
Estrogen poisoning "One of my close friends is female-to-male transgendered and hasn't gotten his operation to make him fully male yet. So when its that time of the month, he calls it 'estrogen poisoning.' We're 18 and from Chicago, Illinois." (July 2007)
Ethel see In my moon
Exclamation point or Question mark "Another form of punctuation used at the end of a sentence." See Carrie. (October 2001)
Expelling my hysteria "I like to tell my husband that I am 'expelling my hysteria.' First, because of the etymology of the word hysteria (in relation to the [ancient Greek word for] womb), and also as a reassurance that in a week, after it's over, my moods will be normal again. Thanks!" (May 2004)
Falling off the roof "I noticed you had some variations of this. I know it's pretty old-fashioned as noted by whoever wrote about the camp they went to. I always interpreted it to mean that one was suffering from internal bleeding, as in the same way one might bleed if they had actually fallen off the roof. It seems like a horrible thing to imply, like one's period is similar to a fatal injury - harsh and cruel and I love that this horror was a metaphor used 'back in the day.'" (August 2004)
Feminine biology "Hi, I was just e-mailed this site by a (male) friend - quite interesting, and amusing! Usually I just say that I'm 'on the rag,' a term picked up from my best friend growing up in Arizona. I'm 26 now, btw. A term I don't see on your list is: 'feminine biology,' which I just made up one day, and find to be a pretty good explanation, though sometimes it takes the guys a couple seconds to process :] **** Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Gandhi." (January 2004)
FHP "When I was a teen, my mother told me to never call menstruation 'riding the rag' because it was vulgar. I had never heard that one until she told me (she's from the South.) My friends and I in California loved horses, and we called it 'riding the red pony.' When my children were very little, they asked me what that metal box was, up there on the women's restroom wall. I read right off the tampon dispenser, 'It's feminine hygiene product, Sweetie.' Now that my daughters are teens, we call pads and tampons 'FHP,' and menstruating is often referred to as 'needing/using FHP.'" (September 2004)
Fleas the contributor comments, "In 1892, in Fall River, Massachusetts, [U.S.A.], Lizzie Borden testified that she had 'fleas' at the time of the murders of of her father and stepmother. This was the accepted euphemism for menstruation in her day." A writer to the museum (see News, 1 July 2001) said Borden had "temporary insanity" caused by what we call premenstrual syndrome - PMS - and was washing out her menstrual rags at the time of the murders. A later e-mailer said that Lizzy Borden used the words "mosquito bite," not "fleas" (see Mosquito bite) (June 2001)
Floodgates open up see Due for the sweatlodge
Flooding see Due for the sweatlodge and Flooding of biblical proportions
Flooding of biblical proportions "I'm a 32-year-old woman from South Carolina. In my area, women who are having their period refer to it as 'flooding.' I have even heard of a woman who said she was having 'flooding of Biblical proportions'!" (December 2005)
Flo's in town
"My fiance and I say 'Flo's in town,' as in referring to an actual person. When my period is coming to an end, I say, 'Flo's packing her bags,' or 'Flo's plane leaves tomorrow.' We also talk of Flo as a very rude person who drops in uninvited every month." (September 2001)
Flow
Flows like a hydrant
"When I was in high school, my friends and I used to mark down our period days on a calendar in her kitchen using certain terms. For example, 'Cara bleeds' or 'Jeanine bleeds.' One day we noticed that her brother wrote 'Brian flows like a hydrant.' It stuck. I am a 27-year-old Italian from Chicago." (May 2003)
Flowers
see also Issue. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, flowers is an obsolete word for the menstrual discharge, coming from the French fleurs (flowers, the plant), "but this is regarded by French scholars as a corruption of flueurs [from Latin for "flowing," and "fluor" is still used in gynecology for a discharge from the vagina]." The French scholars seem right to me. The first example in the OED is from about 1400: "A woman schal in the harme blede/ For stopping of her flowrys." French at this time and before was very influential in England; I believe French was the language spoken in Parliament. The dictionary cites an anatomy text as writing that the word was in disuse in 1859 in both French and English. It's been claimed that the menstrual usage comes from the meaning of flowers used in fermentation, the fungoid scum on the top of wine, vinegar, etc., but the OED does not support this. The OED also does not support the usage from chemistry, the dried precipitate from condensation, as in "flowers of sulfur." The menstrual products industry often associates the garden flower with its products, maybe thereby "euphemizing" an nonacceptable aspect of femininity with an acceptable one. (June 2002) See also "I've got my flowers" in the Ireland section, below.
Fluffing it "Hello, I wanted to pass along a little bit of info that I happened to hear. I was at a swinger's party and was involved with another couple, along with my husband. When I invited the woman, who was performing felattio on my husband, to go ahead and have my husband perform oral sex on her, she declined and said that she was "Fluffling it." New one to me. I guess she was there to 'give and not receive.' **** Pennsylvania, U.S.A." April 2005) But a woman writes, "Hi there! Your site is awesome. I've just stumbled over it and spent the last four hours stuck there. Anyhow I was looking at this page: http://www.mum.org/words.html and saw this entry [above]. Fluffing isn't a term for menses (at least in this context); it's a term for oral sex. 'Fluff girls' in the adult film industry are those that work off camera performing oral sex to maintain/achieve erections during scene changes, reshoots, etc. Now the REASON the woman was 'fluffing it' (performing only oral sex) could have easily been her state of reproductive being." **** 22, Orlando, Florida (August 2007)
Flying Baker (a) a U. S. Navy signal meaning "keep off" - read more But according to a former Navy sailor, the flag was red and - well, I'll let him explain: "Hi, Harry! I was referred to your site by an article in the current (Sept. 2003) issue of the British magazine Prospect. The article is by Shereen El Feki, healthcare correspondent for The Economist, and is titled 'A Quarterly Curse?' Just for curiosity, I looked for one of the terms I was familiar with, 'Flying Baker' and thought I'd give you a little extra information. When I was in the U.S. Navy during World War II, the spoken names for the first four letters of the alphabet were ABLE, BAKER, CHARLIE, DOG. (they're now ALFA, BRAVO, CHARLIE, DELTA). The signal flag for the letter 'B' was, and still is, all red. When a sailor returned from visiting his wife or girl friend on liberty or shore leave, and was asked whether he got laid [had sexual intercourse], he might have replied, 'No, she was flying Baker.' He wasn't referring to the signal 'Keep Off' (I'm not familiar with the flag being used in that context), but to the color of menstrual blood, the same color as the 'B' signal flag. I wonder whether U.S. Navy sailors nowadays reply to the same question, 'No, she was flying Bravo.' [Yes, see the next entry.] It might be of interest to inquire. Sincerely, ****, ex-Chief Petty Officer, U.S. Navy" (August 2003)
Flying Bravo the wife of a retired Coast Guard member writes, "The word "bravo" is used when refueling or loading ammunition, and they fly a big red flag when doing so . . . ." (May 2001)
Freddy the contributor writes, "A friend of mine used to call her period 'Freddy,' telling her husband, 'I'd love to (do whatever it was), but I've got Freddy this week.'" (May 2001)
French bread see Driving in a red car
Friend, Your friend see Band-Aids
Fuh, On the Fuh "'On the Fuh' is a term my mother's friends came up with when they were menstrual rookies. It refers to the fact the whenever you're on your period and you stand up after sitting for a while, everything just kind of rushes down- sort of goes 'FUH!' immediately after which you race to a bathroom to get rid of the gooky feeling. My mother and her friends now say that they're on the Fuh whenever that time of the month rolls around, and so do I. Christine (you can put my name in if you'd like). I think your site is awesome! Vital stats are as follows: I'm 18, female, and living in San Diego, CA, USA." (April 2002)
G's in the 'hood A possibly hypothetical construct, much as those words the Oxford English Dictionary lists as found only in dictionaries, not in usage. See My granny was visiting for the origin. (July 2002)
George "Hi, I went to junior high in the mid-1960s in Michigan and we called our periods 'George.' We loved to say things like 'George is visiting me this week' in front of the boys because it would get their curiousity going. George was used universally by young girls in my suburban Detroit community. Please don't use my name or e-mail address." (January 2006) An earlier visitor also contributed this: "Hi! I'm 31, from Texas, and I call my 'monthly friend' 'George.' My friend started that in high school. We were the only girls at our lunch table. One day, out of the blue, she asked me, 'So, has George come to visit you yet?' I finally figured out what she meant. To this day, I refer to that time of the month as George. Also, I call pads 'mattresses' or 'mattressi.' When you think about it, pads can be a little uncomfortable and feel like there's a mattress down there. This is a really interesting site!" (June 2005) Also, From a letter to Would you stop menstruating if you could? page (Writer is from New Hampshire.) (November 2003)
"I'm 29 and from Texas and we, too, used 'George' as the term in high school. I usually just refer to it as 'that time of the month.' I used to see a guy who used to call it 'a bloody waste of fucking time.' He was 36 and from South Africa and Great Britain.
****, DVM." (January 2007)
George is visiting Lily the West Virginia (U.S.A.) contributor writes, "In addition to 'My pussy cat having a nosebleed,' I also say that 'George is visiting Lily,' or that 'George Clooney is visiting.' This last one is because of a joke that a friend and I had while watching ER [an American television program about a hospital emergency room] one evening." (April 2001)
George Clooney is visiting see George is visiting Lily. (April 2001)
Get the crime scene tape see Earning your red wings
Getting my monthly subscription in the mail "My fiance calls it 'the monster' and it really fits since it's almost like me going from Dr. Jekkyl to Ms. Hyde on that time of the month. I usually like to refer getting my period as 'getting my monthly subscription in the mail," especially when we're having girl talks and we don't want the guys to know what we're really talking about." (March 2007)
Getting on the bus see I'm on the bus
The Gift see "I'm gifted."
Gina is sick "My girlfried calls her vagina Gina. And when she is having her period she says, Gina is sick. When she gets waxed, she says Gina just went to the salon," writes the e-mailer. (February 2002)
Girl flu see Monthly issue
Girl stuff "Girl stuff, On the dot (as in period, viz. 'Aunt Dot'), [the following answers for How heavy is your flow?] Little Miss, Moon Maid, Stuck pig (a Firesign Theater reference - they were making fun of radio commercials with their Loosner's Drug Store ad for 'sanitary napkin rings')" Later she wrote, "'On the dot' was something a friend came up with at summer camp. We only heard 'Aunt Dot' much later. Firesign Theater is an American radio comedy group." (July 2006)
Girl time "I often say 'girl time' to my husband when making reference to menstruation. (We also use the term cotton pony, which you already have listed)," writes the contributor. (June 2002)
Girl issues "We always say 'girl issues,'" e-mails the contributor. (September 2002)
Girls' time "I was an English teacher in Japan for two years, and often had to simplify expressions in English to get my point across. You could say this is a kind of Pidgin - 'Girls' time' was the term I used from the beginning, and people always knew what it meant. I still use it with my American friends today," writes the contributor of Uncle Bloody. (August 2001)
[The]
girly girl thing see Devil days
Girly products see Driving in a red car
Go with the flow The male contributor said "it just sounds right." (March 2008)
Going to change my cooter plug "I was floored to find your site 'Words and expressions for menstruation around the world.' I was trying to find slang terms to harass my friend who was surfin' the crimson wave this week. She was in dire need of a good laugh, as was I. But there was one term I did not see on your site. It's a bit lewd, but used none the less. Whenever I have my period and am out and about running errands with a good friend of mine, if I stop to use the restroom, he likes to announce to everyone that I am 'going to change my cooter plug.' It certainly an illustrative way to put it, and quite embarrassing. But what the hell - it makes me laugh! Much appreciation for the site, ****** Houston, Texas." (February 2002)
Going to India "Hey, interesting Web site. I found you by googling Oklahoma Museum Ass. Go figure that one out. The Flaming Lips have a song called "going to India" - it's on the Zureka box set. Wayne's wife, while trying to explain 'going to Oklahoma' said it was like she went to India once a month. Check it out, it's a funny song." (October 2005)
Going to Oklahoma "I'm a 26-year-old male from Texas. In college my wife and her friend would use the term 'Going to Oklahoma' in reference to the need to cross the Red River which borders the two states. For example, 'I should be leaving for Oklahoma tomorrow.' 'Oh, I went there last week.' Thanks for the site!" (August 2005)
Going to the house of the moon from the contributor of Calling vision for my people (March 2003)
Good news "Once my sister and I began to date seriously, my mother always referred to it as 'good news' with a smile. Since my sister and I both knew we weren't doing anything to make it news - good or bad - we just called it our period," writes a woman from Ohio. (November 2001)
Gramma see Not user friendly
Gramps "I have a co-worker who has always said, 'Aunt Flo is visiting.' So, one day when Aunt Flo was visiting me, and I had cramps, I told her, 'Aunt Flo is visiting, and she brought Gramps with her.' Gramps almost always visits with Aunt Flo. I can't stand either of them. Take Care!" See also Aunt Flo is visiting. (June 2002)
Grandma's here (a)
Granny "I would like to submit a funny term my grandmother (who is 73) uses. She calls menstruation 'granny,' and it was used by the women in her family. I'm assuming the term was in use when she was a young girl, so that would be the 1930s and 1940s, but could back possibly further than that. Also, her mother was the local midwife and even delivered three of her own grandchildren," writes the contributor. She also wrote, "I just ran across your site and I can't help but to laugh and be appalled at the same time." (August 2001)
Green week "I have a new way to refer to one's period: A GREEN WEEK - my old birth control pills had inert green tablets for the week when my period would occur. My husband, who is a bit squeamish about anatomy, has trouble discussing my period, but has no problem talking about green weeks." (June 2002)
Hanging upsidedown from a tree "My mom was born in Scotland; she came to the U.S.A. when she was eight years old. She had a wonderful sense of humor. I don't know if this was her own joke or if she read it somewhere. If you told her you had your period and needed a pad she'd say, 'You can always hang upside down from a tree.' The meaning was if you couldn't afford or didn't have menstrual pads or tampons you'd have to hang upside down from a tree for seven days until the flow stopped! *** from Southern CA, age 62." (May 2003)
Happiness "My friend and I used to call it that during middle school/ high school because it was the EXACT opposite, and having your period during those *tough* teenage years was hell, especially when it started in the middle of class. So we'd just say 'I need something for my . . . happiness' or 'I'm experiencing a lot of happiness right now.' (September 2003)
Happy and bleeding see In celebration (November 2004)
Happy escapade "Happy Escapade: I'm not sure who or where this came from -- if it's original to us or if one of us heard it somewhere -- but this is the (ironic) moniker of choice among my five sisters and my high school girlfriends. We also euphemistically referred to tampons / pads as party favors: 'Psssst -- do you have any party favors in your purse? I'm on a happy escapade.' LOL More recently, I've preferred the euphemism The Invasion of the Red Army -- or, along the same lines, I'll say that the Commies are coming. There was a funny graphic in The Onion (satirical newspaper) a few years ago with a top ten list of menstruation euphemisms [see below under {the} Onion], and that was the only one that stuck in my mind." (March 2006)
Hating Life see Not user friendly (January 2001)
Having a talk with Father de Bricassat the Hindu-American contributor writes, "from the novel and '80s TV mini-series 'The Thorn Birds.' The main character thinks she's dying and confesses to her only friend, a hot Catholic priest, that she's hemorrhaging." (December 2000)
Having mechanical difficulties the contributor writes, "I've never heard anyone else say this, but I'm fond of saying [the phrase] and letting bystanders deduce what they will! ; ) (June 2001)
Having your pixies "Our family calls it 'having your pixies' or 'the pixies have come.' A coworker called using a tampon, 'smoking a white owl.' White Owl is a brand of small cigar." (February 2003)
Hemorrhaging "My ex-boyfriend and I always called it 'hemorrhaging.' I guess that is kind of negative in orientation, but it was intended as a mocking of the dramatically negative aspect society has towards menstruation. We also said 'leaking.' 'I'm leaking' was a common term. With my current boyfriend, we just call it menstruating. It's much more comfortable." (April 2003)
Her lady business "Please do not use my name, thanks. One of the girls who attends the school where I work calls it 'her lady business.' Also, I remember reading about the trial of Lizzie Borden. There was a spot of blood on her petticoat that she explained as coming from a 'mosquito bite,' which was apparently a common euphemism for menstruation in Massachusetts in 1892 (and understood by the male investigators). You have a cool site, thanks for putting it up. [The contributor also wrote something for Would you stop menstruating if you could?] (December 2005)
Her whores are moanin' "I have a friend whose very imaginative husband came up with a phrase for the period of time of her menses. He referred to the process as 'her whores are moanin' ' - a descriptive of the hormonally induced behavior of my friend during those days. We live in the Midwest USA." (March 2004)
Here comes the crimson tide see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
Herman "My nickname for it is 'Herman." I don't exactly know HOW I picked Herman but I use him as a means of disguising the topic of discussion. (What would be really intriguing is to further explore WHY I insist on using a euphemism.) When my husband and I were trying to conceive, I could call him at any time and tell him 'Herman is here,' or 'I got a call from Herman,' and he'd know we weren't succesful that month. I think Herman was just a generic obscure name and neither of knew anyone who was actually named Herman, so there you have it."
High tide see Devil days
*Hitting the 57 From a male: "I propose 'Hitting the 57' as a suitable term for menstruation. Derivation: One hits the tiny '57' on the side of a stubborn bottle of Heinz ketchup to encourage it to pour." [The Oxford English Dictionary specially notes those words not known in usage, just as entries in older dictionaries, so I'll similarly indicate this theoretical expression by an *.] (May 2003)
Hoover dam "Someone who flows heavily." See Carrie. (October 2001)
Howlin' at the moon see Due for the sweatlodge
Hummer days the male contributor writes, "Paulie Shore optimistically called them 'hummer days.' His idea, apparently, was that when she was 'closed for business' his girlfriend should keep him happy with a 'hummer,' his term for a blow-job [fellatio]. I heard him use this term on a TV special, but I cannot remember the name of the show." (April 2001)
Human waterfalls see Waterfalls
[The] hunt for red October from a male who overheard female friends use it (October 2000)
I am on see BUD
I am not praying "I am American and was raised Muslim and since women are not allowed to pray or fast during their periods we would always say that 'I am not praying' to indicate menustration." (March 2007)
I am WOMAN! the contributor writes, "My 15-year-old daughter refers to 'The red dot.' She says a few of her friends who had their period at the same time in junior high school would say 'I am WOMAN!' and act like they were really proud, which I guess is good; she would say 'Oh, shut up already' because she didn't feel proud, she just felt lousy. I've felt lousy and worse than lousy (try extreme pain and tiredness) for many years during that time." This woman also sent in (January 2001) My Uncle Charlie is visiting, The red dot and Sorry, no sex, playground's muddy. (January 2001)
I can't churn the butter today "I recently started using, 'I can't churn the butter today' because I found a line from one of my niece's books that had a list of things girls couldn't do when they had their 'time of the month' and one of them was, 'I am not allowed to churn the butter/cream.' My mother and I read this and found it funny, because it was one of a long list of things a girl wasn't allowed to do. I am in my teens. Oddly enough I started my period the day of my sister's wedding, and didn't have the nerve to ask my sister what was happening to me; it took me two days to find out. By the way, GREAT site! I love it and find it both funny and interesting." (August 2003)
I feel blah "When I was in junior high school my best friend and I used to refer to our periods by saying, 'I feel blah.' It was a good way to explain when asked, 'How are you?' We also referred to a tampon as a pencil and a pad as paper, based on a funny story we read in a teen magazine about a girl handing a guy in class a tampon when he asked for a pen. Signed, Schoolsupplies in Canada." (September 2001)
I hate that blue car "My hubby [husband] and I actually have a code. When I tell him that I hate that blue car, he understands that I'm menstruating. he also uses the term in discussion with friends. And so far no one has else has sent in 'being a girl' or 'my special time.' I often tell others when asked how I'm feeling, 'I'm being a girl.' Usually followed by, 'I hate being a girl.' When discussing menstruation with my eight-year-old daughter, I always refer to it as 'my special time, when I'm the most woman I can be.' I want her to feel good about it when it becomes a part of her life." (September 2001)
I have a mouse in "Hi. My husband has always teased me when I use tampons that I 'have a mouse in' cuz he sees the string which he calls a 'tail.' It's weird, yeah. :)" (September 2003)
I have company "I hate the term Aunt Flo, which my husband teases me about, so I instead say, 'I have company.'" (March 2005)
I have my full stop [theoretical, perhaps not yet used]"I just thought of one as I was reading through the names for menstruation, and laughing full throttle. I think I will start using it, except when visiting the UK: 'I have my full stop.' ["Full stop" in Britain means "period" in America, that dot stopping a sentence.] (February 2003)
I have to go see Miss Fisher see Cut your finger
I'm having an affair this week "'I'm having an affair this week.' I guess it's a private matter, and I let him know that he's not all I'm dealing with this week in a sense." (April 2003)
I just need to go [to the restroom] "I am a male teacher. A young lady will raise her hand, be called on and come up to my desk. I ask her, 'What is it that you need?' 'I need to use the restroom.' Thereafter follows all of the obligatory fencing between student and instructor. Finally one of two things will occur. 'I just need to go' will be blurted out, or the young lady will, if she has a solid, strong personality, state, 'I need to change something.' Now, understand, I do not do this to embarrass them, just to keep down the traffic down through halls and to the restroom. Anyway, after many years of experience sometimes you recognize the way something is said more than what is said. Hadn't seen any thing like this on the site so I thought I'd fling it your way. This is a great site for men or women. Keep up the great work." "Restroom" is an American word for the room where toilets are located. (From an e-mail in November 2001)
I like my meat rare see It's that time of the month
I lost my baby "There was a time a while back when I thought/hoped I was pregnant (not really really hoped, but you know, like, would have been happy), and my roommates and I were joking about it and one of my roommates kept asking me if I was still pregnant, and then one day I said, "Well, I lost my baby," so now that's my euphemism of choice but it's not one that I use out loud, obviously. Please sign me anonymous. Great site! Thanks!" September 2006
I'm being visited by my red headed aunt "I'm born and raised in North Carolina; my mother was born and raised in Missouri. I was born in 1942. My mother was born in 1917. My mother always called it 'the pip.' I have never known what that word or those letters stood for except it was her way of saying she was having her menstrual period. Also, I had friends who referred to it as 'my red headed aunt fell off the roof,' or 'I'm being visited by my red headed aunt.' Mostly it was 'I have the pip.'" (June 2007)
I'm bleeding see RED LIGHT!
I'm bleeding all over western North Carolina "When my mother was going through menopause, and had heavy and erratic periods, she would say, 'I'm bleeding all over western North Carolina,'" writes the New Yorker, who also contributed "I'm having my full stop." (February 2003)
I'm boarding the Testy Train see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm closed for the holidays see The big red monster is in town
I'm closed for maintenance "Menstruating and sex: Relating to the euphemism that having sex is 'going for a ride' I tell my spouse that: 'I'm closed for renovations,' or 'I'm closed for maintenance.' When I have cramps, 'my uterus is angry.' My mom, who was very shy about this stuff, would ask my sister and I if we needed any 'supplies' before she left for the grocery store when we were kids. My brother totally figured it out despite her efforts. Michigan, 26 years old" (February 2007)
I'm closed for renovations see I'm closed for maintenance
I'm crying me a bloody river see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm dredging the Love Canal see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm dying see "I'm gifted."
I'm gifted The contributor writes, "Here are some words I and my friends use as synonyms for menstruation. I do not know if these are widespread terms; I am pretty certain a few are not.

Cork: A tampon. The Gift: I say 'I'm gifted' when I'm having it, or 'I have not received my gift yet' when not. I'm Dying: I think this is funny, but I have an odd sense of humor. As in, 'Could I steal a cork? I'm dying.' Being Drafted: I would be surprised if anyone else has thought this up, this comes from a conversation I had with my boyfriend a long time ago about how women do not have to sign up for the draft. He also brought up that we menstruate, which is the basis of his theory as to why women aren't drafted. He said, 'You bleed too much to be in the army; you're drafted once a month.' So that's what he calls it." (April 2001)

I'm going through a detrital phase "I don't know if you're still collecting and adding, but I like to use the expression: 'I'm going through a detrital phase.' I derived it from the word detritus, which means 'loose material' or 'a product of disintegration, destruction, or wearing away.' 'Detrital' is simply the adjective form of the noun. So basically, menstrual blood and such are categorized as debris, or 'detritus.' Of course, it gets interesting reactions, but that's what I aim for in the first place!" (November 2006)
I'm having a car wreck down there!
see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm having a glass of V8 see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm having my euphemism today see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm having my period "I don't know if you are still collecting code words for menstruation, but I always just said 'I'm having my period' to other women; to men, 'I'm Pinkin'.'" (November 2006)
I'm having my very own personal St. Valentine's Day Massacre see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm in a special place
"My name is [withheld, but it sounds Muslim], I'm a 23-year-old student from Connecticut. When I have period, I tell my friend Wendy "I'm in a special place." (November 2001)
I'm in my state see Jenny has a red dress on
I'm just BLEEDING to death "I'm 16 and have had my period for three years and in that time, whenever one of my friends ask me how I am while I am on my period, I reply, "Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just BLEEDING to death!" writes the contributor (February 2002)
I'm not pregnant from a 29-year-old West Virginian (February 2002)
I'm on auto-drip "My friend gave me a link to your site after I posted pictures of my lovely menstration. I read the phrases people sent in for menstruation, but I didn't see a couple my b/f and I use. He uses 'Satan's little cotton fingers' to refer to tampons and when I'm menstrating we say I've become little Suzy rotton crotch. There's also 'My pussy cat is puking up blood,' 'I'm on auto-drip,' and 'White undies are out this time of month.' If you want, I can send you a picture of the painting I did with acrylics and menstral blood. Due to be sold sometime soon." (August 2003)
I'm on my pyramid see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm on the bus "My boyfriend and I always refer to it as 'Bleeding Uterus Syndrome,' or 'B.U.S.' Therefore, I always say 'I'm on the bus,' 'getting on the bus,' or 'the bus has left,' depending on which part of my cycle I'm at. [At the end of her e-mail she wrote, 'Only a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.']" (May 2004)
I'm on the Nile see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm on the Texas massacre! [No comments on the e-mail from September 2004.]
I'm out
the Hindu American contributor writes, "as in 'I'm out of the temple.' I can't go in because it's against the Hindu rules." (December 2000)
I'm out of action "I can't stand the mess of blood everywhere while having sex," writes the contributor, who found the MUM site after examining the history list of where her daughter had been cyber-surfing. (August 2001)
I'm painting the town red see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm pinkin' see I'm having my period
I'm puctuating see Punctuating, I'm
I'm pumping death
see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm rebooting the Ovarian Operating System see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm regular "Love the site!! When I was in high school (upstate New York, 1970s) and we had swimming in gym class, if you had your period you just had to respond 'I'm Regular' when they took attendance and you'd be excused from going in the water. Some girls were 'Regular' three out of four weeks!! [signed] ****" (August 2006)
I'm seducing the vampires see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm sick cited as old fashioned in the booklet Getting to know YOURSELF, 1962, Campana Corp. (cover); Campana made Pursettes tampons
I'm sitting on a nice merlot see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm smoking a ladies' cigar see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm suffocating little white mice "From the days when I used tampons, it was always, 'I'm suffocating little white mice.' Or  if my partner was trying to initiate things, the response was, 'There are strings attached.'" (June 2005)
I'm T minus nine months and holding see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I'm X "The school I went to in the U.S.A. had it's own swimming pool so that meant alot of our sports was based around swimming. Back then in the 70's alot of us didn't use tampons so swimming was out - you'd have to sit on the bleachers and watch - at roll call you'd have to say 'I'm X"' I s'pose that was short for 'I'm eXcused.' When I got to Australia everyone used tampons so having your period was no excuse for not swimming! My new friends teased me about my (big bulky) pad usage and called it 'sitting on Uncle Billy's knee' - because my friend had a truly awful uncle who was always wanting her to straddle his knee. (She knew how to deal with this old pervert; she'd fart on him. Big noisy ones too. I too have learnt the Art of Strategic Windbreaking.)" (December 2005)
I've got a red eye see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
I've got Grover "This is an expression used by my sweety and her sister, who are in their 40s. Unknown etiology." Sent by a man. (October 2006)
I need to change something See I just need to go [to the restroom] (November 2001)
I sat on a tomato "I am with everyone else who loves your site. We all sat around and laughed uproariously! I'll throw in my wife's euphemism for menstruation. She says, 'I sat on a tomato.' During her heaviest time that's how she described the feeling of it to me, a guy, who can't understand how uncomfortable this time of the month can be for a woman. Of course it's also color appropriate." (May 2007)
I started see Took, tooking
[The] Imperial Guards are in residence "Coined by an ex-girlfriend Star Wars fan. Referring of course to those guys clad in red that hung around by the side of the Emperor in Return of the Jedi." (May 2004)
Incapacitated "This was the excuse my mother gave me as a young teenager for not going swimming with some friends. 'I am incapacitated at this time.' From a 31-year-old Kansan raised in New Mexico. (September 2001)
In celebration "My boyfriend and I use the term 'In celebration' as short for 'In celebration of my Uterus,' which I believe is a title of an Anne Sexton poem. We figure that it is a celebration if we are one more month away from pregnancy. I also use the term 'happy and bleeding' from the PJ Harvey song." (November 2004)
Injured reserves "My husband gave it the nickname 'injured reserved.' He is such a sports fantic! This was his way of asking if we could still do the 'nasty' since I wouldn't do it then." (February 2003)
In my moon "My daughter and I say 'In my moon' when we have ours. When I was young, my own mother and I called our periods 'Ethel.' I was a big I Love Lucy fan back then and I guess that is where that came from. [Ethel played on the show.]" (January 2007)
In synch see Synching up
In the abyss "My husband has coined the phrase when I am on my cycle, 'In the abyss.' (You should look up the definition of the abyss in dictionary.com. It's pretty fun and so true.) On a side note he also usually bon voyages me there because just before that time I seem to be more amorous. I wonder if this is true for most women?" [Almost 100 years ago famous Scottish doctor Marie Stopes showed on a chart - bottom of page - that it was true for many women.] (December 2006)
In the house of the Moon "I was reading about the code words that people use for menstruation and wanted to contribute some that I did not see there. The first one is gross and came from an old high school friend of mine. He loved to say outrageous things just to get us girls mad. He called menstruating 'Making vampire tea bags.' It is gross, but being a slightly morbid girl I thought it was clever. My favorite one that I use is the 'Red Red Krovvy,' which is the slang that is used to refer to blood from the book/movie 'A Clockwork Orange.' You can say it in front of people and they are unlikely to know what you mean unless they have seen the film or read the book. I am 28 years old and look at menstruation as an important part of womanhood. A couple of other ones that I have heard that I liked were 'In the red tent,' which I believe comes from a book called 'The Red Tent,' and 'In the house of the Moon,' which also comes from a book by the same name. Another one that I really like is 'Water of life.' Wiccans believe that a woman's magical and psychic abilities are highest when she is menstruating, and they refer to menstrual fluid as the water of life. Thanks for having such a great site on menstruation." (May 2002)
In the red tent see In the house of the Moon
[The] Invasion of the Red Army see Happy Escapade
Is it messy? "As a woman who studies female sexuality in relation to the Roman Catholic Church and Mexican American women I just loved your site. I thought I would submit another 'word or expression' that I didn't see mentioned. Whenever my boyfriend and I get frisky and it's that time of the month we generally ask/say 'Is it messy?' 'It's going to be messy.'" (November 2004)
Is there anything on my butt? see Bloody snot
Issue "Hi. I happened upon your site while doing a search on the Web for women's underpants! I haven't really had the opportunity to scour the site, but I did come across your page of euphemisms for menses. I noticed you do not have the ones I commonly use, so I'd like to submit them. I most often call it '[my] issue,' as in 'unclean issue' or 'issue of her blood.' The other term I use (although infrequently) is '[my] flowers.' Both these terms come from the scriptures of the Holy Bible (Leviticus, chapters 12 and 15, for example). I am more inclined to use the latter if I fear strange ears may be privy to my conversation. My name is ***, and I'm a 27-year old, child-free Israelite (not Israeli, but IsraeITE) wife of eight years. My husband and I live in the state of Mississippi, in the U.S.A." (January 2003)
It "No explanation needed," writes the contributor. See Carrie. (October 2001)
It is Day (1-5) of (bleeders') Lunar Calendar See I'm not pregnant (February 2002)
It's arts and crafts week in panties land the contributor, 21, and from Mississippi, writes, "I've recently started saying, 'It's arts and crafts week in panties land.'" (August 2002)
It's going to be messy see Is it messy?
It's hunting season "[Menstruation] feels good; I have a preference for joyous sliminess. [She writes this partly as a contribution to the Stop menstruation page.] Menarche at sixteen, I was a gymnast and tomboy and not too keen on the idea. Age of menarche is directly related to body fat and gymnasts don't have much of that. The only person I've known who was older than I when she started was my coach, age eighteen. It doesn't bother me much, I eat okay and exercise. It's one of the reasons women live longer: we're a more advanced self-cleaning system. Here's to add to your euphemisms for menstruation section: It's hunting season. (Horniness ensues and the quest for the perfect mate is on.) Love your site." (January 2003)
It's Lestat time see The banks of the Nile are overflowing and running red
It's raining down south (a)
It's that time of the month a woman writes, "When I was married to my first husband in the 70's, he wanted to have sex whether I was on my period or not. I would tell him 'No, it's that time of the month,' and he would say, 'That's okay, I like my meat rare.' This is definitely the strangest thing I've ever heard of as someone's interest, especially a man. I'll say a prayer for you. Have a bloody good day." (May 2002) See also That time of the month.
It's the blood of St. Menses "I have no idea how I got to this site, possibly rotten.com. However, I will share a term that was used on a Firesign Theatre album called The 'Tale of the Giant Rat of Sumatra.' One of the characters reads the line, 'By the Blood of St. Menses.' It is quite a funny album, a parody of a Sherlock Holmes episode. I use the term, it's the Blood of St. Menses, when describing women's periods," writes a male. (July 2004)
It's time see Moon's blood
It's time for the BIG bag of M&Ms the 29-year-old white Midwesterner writes, "I once had a boss (Midwestern Caucasian woman a couple of years older than I was) who would always say [this]." (April 2001)
It's time to empty out see Cup week
It's time to feed the kitty "I have a friend who, when she needs to change her tampon, says, 'It's time to feed the kitty.' The writer's e-mail was entitled The Thin Red Line. (May 2004)
It's time to get a refill see Cup week
It's time to get my wife's oil changed or My wife's getting her oil changed this week "I work with all men as a welder in heavy steel structures construction and have done so for over 20 years. The two phrases that I hear them use all the time are 1. 'It's time to get my wife's oil changed,' or 'My wife's getting her oil changed this week' and 2., since hunting is big out here in the West, they will refer that time of the month as 'Otter Season,' which stands for OTR - On the Rag - Season. I also heard this term used all through high school many years ago." See also OTR, from another contributor. (February 2004)
I've been shot See Bullets. (October 2001)
I've got my flowers "flowers" goes back hundreds of years, apparently originally a brewing term; it's used also in German; see below
I've got my friend
I've got the curse
cited as old fashioned in the booklet Getting to know yourself, 1962, Campana Corp. (cover); Campana made Pursettes tampons
I've got the grannies (a)
Jake "My friends and I started to call it that not only to be discreet when discussing it in public but mostly because who else but a man would make you feel this way every month!!! Then I proceeded to name my cat Jake and he turned out to be way out of control so that just proves our theory correct. By the way I love this site and I wish I had found it sooner!!" (November 2003)
Jam and bread (a)
Jenny has a red dress on "(Jenny as in GENI-talia); 'My crimpka poosh' - from the '70s sitcom 'Taxi'; 'Riding the red highway'; 'en periodo' - Spanish and pretty straightforward. Used this with my boyfriend, who was Latino; 'I'm in my state'; 'Received my monthly statement.'" (September 2003)
The joy of womanhood "My own little favorite is 'The joy of momanhood.' For instance, if a friend/relative comments that I look peaked I'll say "Yeah, the joy of womanhood." [The contributor corrected my substitution of 'piqued' for the correct 'peaked' with the following: 'The word "peaked" is an American colloquialism for feeling vaguely but nonspecifically unwell - you would say, "You look kind of peaked today." Pronounced like "blessed" or "learned," as two syllables (most e-mail apps don't allow for adding accent marks).'] Or if I need to make an emergency run to the restroom, for example, and I have to ask an aide to watch my class (I teach 2nd grade) - 'You know, the joy of womanhood.' I'm not sure how I came up with this, it is only partly sarcastic as menstruation is basically a positive thing for me. Never heard anyone else say it except my friend and her sisters who picked it up from me. Haven't seen any of them in a few years so I don't know if they still say it. Sometimes when I was just sitting around the house with my ex-husband, I would say 'bleed bleed bleed,' just as a general commentary on the moment. Kind of like saying 'life goes on' or 'whatever.' Also, I note that you have 'Riding the cotton pony,' but not the variant 'Riding the cotton stallion.' I will leave you to speculate on the symbolism of stallions. (from an African-American, December 2002)
Keys tampons see Driving in a red car
Kill the babies "I'm 21, from Connecticut, and when my dad or brother catch me being 'moody' and start to complain about my attitude, me and mother say 'Would you look at the calendar?' Also, while in college in Cambridge, Mass., I was in an all-girls dorm that was painted red and within the first month the boys across the street starting referring to our house as 'the red tent' [the name of a famous book about menstruation]. My friends and I refer to cramps by holding our stomaches and saying, 'Kill the babies,' i.e. we're glad to have our periods cause we know we're not pregnant! Love the site,***" (October 2006)
[The] kitty is sick "I refer to my vagina as my kitty, and when it bleeds, the kitty is sick. So when my boyfriend is in the mood, I tell him No, kitty's sick." (May 2004)
Kitty food see My kitty ran away (October 2001)
Kotex Many Americans call menstrual pads Kotex regardless of brand. Kotex was the first big success in menstrual napkins in America.
Lady days see Being a lady
Lady in the red dress (a)
Leak week A woman from Florida writes, "I don't remember how I came up with it but I was on my period hanging out drinking with my friends. One guy started talking and saying that he knew EVERYTHING! So I told him that it was 'leak week' and to shut up or he was going to piss me off!" (September 2001)
Leaking see Hemorrhaging and Drainage
Leaky basement "Here's a term for bleeding: 'leaky basement'! My friend Cassy thought it up and her, me, and my boyfriend use it all the time," writes the contributor. (June 2001)
Leaky faucet see Waterfalls
Light "I have no idea of the origin, but growing up here in the Midwest [U.S.A.] in the 1960s, girls in junior high school and high school were excused from having to shower after gym class when reporting 'light' at roll call when attendance was taken. I think this also excused you from swimming class, even though the use of tampons was common," writes the contributor. (March 2002)
Little Miss see Girl stuff
Little visitor used in a letter to Would you stop menstruating if you could? (July 2004)
Lipstick "I absolutely love your Web site and your dedication to educating on somewhat of a 'taboo' subject. When reading the different words and phrases dealing with menstruation, I was reminded of junior high, when all that bleeding business was new and embarrassing. My friends and I used to ask each other (when in need of a tampon) for lipstick. I suppose a tube of lipstick and a tampon are similar in shape, but it turned out to be a good laugh," writes the woman from College Station, Texas. (September 2002)
Little enemy "[T]his is because I dread each time I have my period because it is painful and not very pleasent," writes the contributor. (July 2002)
Little Red Riding Hood is making her way through the woods "In middle school I said to my friends once that Little Red Riding Hood was making her way through the woods. It just stuck, and I've been using it on occasion ever since. It seems very visual to me, Little Red Riding Hood being the blood and the woods being my body," writes the "26-year-old originally from the Midwest, now living smack in the middle of Washington, D.C.!" (March 2002)
Little Suzy rotton crotch see I'm on auto-drip
Losin' streak "As in 'Baby, better come back the very next week, Can't you see I'm on a losin' streak' from 'Satisfaction' by the Stones. ****, Showing my age at 59, Midwife, Atlanta, Georgia" (January 2006)
Losing my lining "Losing my lining" - my dear friend Susan came up with this (she died of uterine cancer, quickly and unexpectedly) and we'd use it in front of her husband - it drove him crazy - his whole body cringed." (November 2003)
Lunar the Hindu woman from New Mexico writes, "a personal fave [favorite] because it denotes the change in consciousness and reality, even a re-claiming of 'lunatic' and moon phraseology (being an all-purpose physical/emotional/spiritual description.)" (2001)

M the contributor, formerly a librarian at a well-known New York museum who visited the physical MUM shortly after it opened, writes, "When my cousin Maryann was in high school 20 years ago and a girl couldn't use the pool which was required during gym class because she was having her period, she would simply say 'M' quietly to the gym teacher who would excuse her from going in the pool. The 'M' obviously meant 'I am menstruating.' My cousin and her friends would use 'M' as a code even outside of the gym circumstance." (August 2002)
Magazine "I just saw your Web site. It's hilarious and informative. I wanted to let you know that when a couple of friends and I got our periods, we called it a 'magazine' so nobody would know what we were referring to. When it was over, we said our subscription had expired. And, when it was gonna start, we'd ask each other, 'Did your magazine come yet?' This was during high school. If it matters, I'm a 26-year-old mother of three in Indiana, U.S.A. I plan on using a few on the Web site for my daughter and me when she's old enough." (September 2002)
Maggie on a string "When I get my period, we refer to it as a 'Maggie on a string'; the string refers to the tampon. We also call the tampons bullets, as I saw you already had listed. I think it is funny that my nick-name Maggie has been used to refer to menstruation before. Makes me feel kind of special, actually :-)," writes the contributor, who has a Web site called Maggie's Modest Christian Clothing and grandparents from Appalachia. (June 2002)
Maggie's drawers "Doesn't mean menstruation, but: on the military rifle range, when the shooter misses the target the spotter in the pit waves a red flag indicating a miss. That red flag is called 'Maggie's Drawers,'" e-mails a male contributor, 2000.
Magic of the month "Hi - I am in the United Kingdom but love my American friend ****'s description of a period as being the 'Magic of the Month.' I've referred to it thus ever since. Since looking at your site I might give 'Communists have invaded the summer house' a go next time I need to mention it!" (June 2006)
Making vampire teabags see In the house of the Moon
Man-hole cover "I'm a 42-year-old male and just noticed your Web address in a book of 'odd museums.' After reviewing the 'words and expressions' section of your site, I was surprised to see that 'man-hole covers' was not listed! I grew up in the northwest suburbs of Chicago and, at least among us guys, that was about the only expression I ever heard used for pads. (Sometimes just the brand name Kotex was used for all types of pads.) Here's another one, not so common: 'tamp-in' for tampons. There are several types of concrete anchors that are installed by drilling a hole and then tamping (tapping) the anchor in place, afterwards the anchor is permanently expanded with a bolt. These are sold under many brand names, but one is or was called a 'tamp-in.' The sound is the same, the action similar. I don't know; maybe that's where it comes from. Thanks for a funny, informative Web site!" (February 2002)
Martha coming to visit the contributor writes, "My wife's family (four girls) refers to their period as [this]." (January 2000)
Mattress see George
Mattressi see George
[The] mean reds a woman writes, "In the movie 'Breakfast at Tiffanys,' Holly Golightly, a prostitute, refers to them as 'the mean reds.'" (March 2001)
Me bajo la regla see Period
Men are demonstrating "The funniest one I've heard (here in the Midwest) is 'men are demonstrating.' I particularly like the 'demon' in there!" (May 2004)
Menestrate "As in 'Women menestrate once a month.' As embarrassing as it may be, I think this word should be included in your list because 70 percent of American males mistakenly use it instead of menstruate. People who use this term are susceptible to saying 'morphidite' when they mean hermaphrodite. Thanks for your (in)site." Salem, Oregon (January 2005)
Menseason "It's menseason! (menses season=menseason)" (October 2003)
Menses
Menstruation
Menstruos
see Mr. Y'know
Midol season
see The big red monster is in town
Mommy's apples see Potty
Mommy's tail
see Drainage
[The] monkey has a nosebleed
The male who sent this writes, "When I was young, menstruation was referred to by my male friends as 'The monkey has a nose bleed.' 'Monkey' is a vulgar term for a woman's vagina." (May 2001) Later, a woman wrote: "First off, I LOVE the MUM site. I'm just writing to elaborate on the expression 'the monkey has a nosebleed' as a reference to menstruation. A few years ago I heard the saying, the circus is closed, the monkey has a nosebleed. Since that day when referring to having my 'monthly visitor,' I say, 'the circus is closed, the monkey has a nosebleed.' I don't think it's a very popular saying however it sure does get a good laugh from whoever hears it." (April 2008)
Monsoon season "I always heard 'monsoon season,' and it seemed appropriate to me. I am from the southeast U.S.A." (September 2001)
[The] Monster see Getting my monthly subscription in the mail
[The] Monster is coming see Rosie Red
Monthlies common word used in letter to the Would you stop menstruating if you could? page on this site. (Jul 2004)
Monthly bill
"An ex-girlfriend used to tell me it was that 'time' by saying that she got her 'monthly bill.' Thought you might want to add that ;)" (from a male, April 2002). But just one day later - menstruation works in strange ways! - another e-mail submitted "Her monthly bill came early," and attributed it to the movie "Sixteen Candles." (April 2002)
Monthly evacuations
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Monthly hurts a contributor to Would you stop menstruating if you could? sent this as part of a poem:
The part that makes us female,
Isn't shopping, cooking, or skirts,
Or dating a man
Or wearing a bra
Or getting the monthly hurts.
(November 2004)
Monthly issue "Monthly issue. Learned from a librarian. Girl flu. I made it up. I wanted something short to use at work," writes a